1. markruffalo:

    aos-skimmons:

    so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…

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    i don’t know why but it made me happy 

    I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.

     

  2. causeallidoisdance:

    grim-doll:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    T O D A Y I S T H E D A Y

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    (via enter-at-a)

     

  3. "If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"
    — 

    Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

    Well this is fucking surreal

    (via lampfaced)

    (Source: mysharona1987, via tanith26)

     
  4. playbill:

    Happy Birthday Julie Andrews!

    Tony nominee and Academy Award winner Julie Andrews was born on October 1. Find out more about the actress who starred in the original Broadway productions of My Fair Lady and Camelot, and the films “Mary Poppins” and “The Sound of Music,” at PlaybillVault.com.

     
  5. -teesa-:

    9.9.14

    It’s this idea of “Hey, dudes are dudes.”

    (via nerdgirl-to-the-rescue)

     

  6. gakuranx:

    you know what feels great? making others happy, making them feel awesome, letting others see what’s good about life, giving them a reason to smile

    you know what’s not? disregarding people’s feelings, putting them down, making them feel like they’re buried six-feet-under, you don’t gain anything from it and you’re not making anything any better for anyone

    (Source: gakuranx, via nerdgirl-to-the-rescue)

     

  7. lovefromtwiggs:

    Friendly reminder that the man who wrote Let it Go and other lovely songs from Frozen also wrote the beautiful songs entitled:

    The Internet is For Porn
    Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist 
    Spooky Mormon Hell Dream 
    Everything Comes Down to Poo
    If You Were Gay 
    I Am Africa
    Hasa Diga Eebowai

    (via thirddooronyourright)

     

  8. dictator-princess:

    tsumaranai-ao:

    'I dont think he's 100% gay, but I also dont think he's 100% straight'

    is it that fucking hard to say the B word

    I know what you are

    Say it. Out loud.

    Bisexual

    (via thirddooronyourright)

     
  9. colamania:

    spazztastikim:

    comebackxkid:

    dynastylnoire:

    insidehishead:

    some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

    look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

    porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

    Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

    Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

    Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

    (Source: biencorrect, via thirddooronyourright)

     
  10. bemusedlybespectacled:

    liamgalgey:

    Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

    THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

    (via thirddooronyourright)